Seven Scary Movies

I'm gonna propose a toast...

ah-hem!  This toast is for all of you out there that can watch scary movies, you have my condolences!


That being said:  I do not like scary movies.

Nope.

Not at all.  I can't even bring myself to watch the classics.  No not even with the lights on in the middle of the day.  Not even when someone is around to protect me.  Not even with my hands over my eyes.  Not even with a finger on the mute button.  Not even if you paid me.

I just can't do it. 

Sorry.


Seven Scary Movies
(that I've never seen but think are pretty scary)

• Final Desination.  The first one of this series was a movie I tried to watch.  I got about halfway into it and left the room in tears.  When that truck of logs/poles/whatever launches one into the driver of the car behind it - I think of that every.single.time. I see a truck of logs/poles.  Then the CRT computer monitor exploded and slit that person's throat....DONE!  That's all I saw of that movie and it was enough. 
• Scream.  My dad had this movie's audio in our minivan once and hearing it surround me - with no picture - was scary.  The voices and whatever they were talking about really creeped me out.  I don't know why I'm such a whimp...even that mask to me is just like....why?
• Psycho.  This has a lot of classic scenes from what I understand.  This was directed by Hitchcock, right?  The shower scene?  I think I have seen scene snippets so I didn't seem too clueless. 
• The Exorcist.  I went to Catholic school for many years.  I can't even think about this movie's plot without giving myself the heebjeebs.
• The Silence of the Lambs.  The two parts of this movie that stick out to someone who has never seen it: that creepy ass mask, and then the famous line "put the lotion in the basket"
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Now that is a scary mask.  Do they really cut people up with a chainsaw?  I know how a chainsaw works and that sounds terrible and unnecessary.  No way, Jose.
• Halloween.  There is something from this movie that I like: that theme song.  Otherwise I'm not interested.

Sorry Dad.

Seven Songs From Seven Eighties Movie Soundtracks

Friday again!  A happy one to all!

Today I have Herc again with an 80s film themed music post.  He is an 80s expert and as you know he knows a thing or two about music as well.  Let him educate you today!


7 Songs From Eighties Movie Soundtracks
[part of ongoing series 7 Song Playlists]

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“Goodbye, Goodbye” - Oingo Boingo from Fast Times At Ridgemont High
A frantic, manic and rollicking number from Danny Elfman and his gang of merry men. Check out that speed rap breakdown a little over two minutes in. If you’ve never oingo’d nor boingo’d and only know Elfman from his prolific soundtrack work on the films of Tim Burton and others, Herc has provided you a few choice cuts on this article’s accompanying Spotify playlist.

“Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young” - Fire, Inc. from Streets Of Fire
It’s a Jim Steinman penned mini-opera, one of two that bookend the movie. That’s not Diane Lane singing, though. Steinman recorded it with his stable of session people but the boys in the band (“the Attackers”) on film are actually the group Face To Face who had a couple of small hits of their own later that same year: “10-9-8” and “Under The Gun”.

“Only You” - Yaz from Can’t Hardly Wait
Depeche Mode, Yazoo (“Yaz” to us Yanks) and Erasure - that’s Vince Clarke’s resume. The keyboardist/songwriter was a founding member of DM, left to form Yazoo and then recruited vocalist Alison Moyet sound-alike Andy Bell to form Erasure. This song is one of his greatest works, a simple, beautiful melody coupled with heartfelt vocals from Ms. Moyet. (The YouTube link is to Herc’s favorite performance - unfortunately, Vince Clarke is not playing.)

“Ring Me Up” - Divinyls from Sixteen Candles
Back before Al Gore invented the interwebtubes, it was possible not to know what the name of a song was for years after you heard it. You could spend hours at the library (anyone remember those?) but if you were really lucky, someone would call in and request it by name on your favorite radio station. This was one such song for Herc - it took six years before he dropped the needle on this record, the band’s 1983 debut and realized it was what he had been looking for. (If you don’t recognize it from the opening notes then get thee to a TV and break out that DVD copy of Sixteen Candles.) Eight years later, the band would achieve one-hit wonder status with “I Touch Myself”.

“Danger Zone” - Kenny Loggins from Top Gun
Loggins - Mr. 80s Soundtrack to you - was actually the third choice to record this song: first choice Bryan Adams refused to as a Canadian/conscientious objector and Toto were not allowed to for “legal reasons” which is usually code for record company greed. Quick! Name two other awesome 80s soundtrack songs by our boy Kenny who is also known as the patron saint of “yacht rock”. Tick-tock. If you answered “I’m Alright” from Caddyshack and “Footloose” from Footloose, you win. Yay you!

“Relax” - Frankie Goes To Hollywood from Body Double
No, the song is currently not available on Spotify in any of it’s over bazillion remixes and versions by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Yes, it caused quite a stir back in the day and was banned from the public airwaves in their homeland. Yes, it is a great dance song - another Trevor Horn production - although the band performed it on TV in a much different style before he signed them. Yes, Herc saw the band in concert way back when and still has his original “Frankie Say...” shirt. Guess what song was played in it’s entirety when the lights went out just before the band took the stage? “Planet Claire” by the B-52’s. No, that song is not yet on Spotify either. Must be “legal reasons”.

“Tender Years” - John Cafferty & the Beaver Brown Band from Eddie & the Cruisers
The movie bombed (only $4.7M) at the box office and was subsequently pulled after only three weeks. The soundtrack died quietly with it in September 1983. Then it showed up on HBO the next year and radio stations were flooded with requests for two songs: “Tender Years” and “On The Dark Side”. The record company re-released the soundtrack and watched it sell more than four million copies almost a year after it’s original release. The bigger hit, Number One actually, was “On the Dark Side” but Herc has a soft spot in his heart for this one despite the fact that John Cafferty openly mimics Bruce Springsteen musically and in the way he dressed.


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BONUS PLAYLIST!!! If you didn’t find it, look in the “Danger Zone”!

Seven Songs From Seven John Hughes Movies

Herc's triumphant return!

Nobody is more excited than this than me.  I just watched all of these videos(research) and am gonna go watch one of these radical movies next! 

As you can see, Devyn's Day Off is about to get very busy, so you are on your own....go Herc!

7 songs from 7 John Hughes Movies
(part of ongoing series 7 Song Playlists)

Is there another filmmaker who captured what being a teenager is like so well and so often? The late great John Hughes also kept his finger on the musical pulse of youth as well and was often inspired by the music he heard. His films often featured soundtracks so dense or diverse that it was near impossible to release them for public consumption. Here are 7 signature songs from 7 of his best movies. Save Ferris by making a comment.

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“Holiday Road” - Lindsey Buckingham from National Lampoon’s Vacation

Lost in the haze of history is the fact that this song was one of two songs Lindsey prepared for the 1983 film - the other one is titled “Dancin’ Across The U.S.A.”


“If You Were Here” - The Thompson Twins from Sixteen Candles

The penultimate song from this movie (the last one that plays before the credits) is one of only five tracks on the original soundtrack EP and was recently covered by the Cary Brothers for the tasty movie Easy A.


“Don’t You (Forget About Me)” - Simple Minds from The Breakfast Club

This song was originally offered to - and rejected by - three other established artists (The Fixx’s lead singer, Cy Currin, Billy Idol and Bryan Ferry) before up and coming Scottish band Simple Minds, who initially declined as well, recorded it at the urging of their record label.


“Weird Science” - Oingo Boingo from Weird Science

Despite the song’s popularity, the band has distanced themselves from it and has rarely performed it live in the years since its release.


“If You Leave” - Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark from Pretty In Pink

Pop-punkers Good Charlotte covered this song for the soundtrack of Not Another Teen Movie.


“Oh Yeah” - Yello from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Initially ignored upon its original 1985 release, John Hughes used this song to great effect in the movie showing how “choice” Cameron’s Father’s Ferrari was.


“Christmas Vacation” - Mavis Staples from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

An official soundtrack has yet to be released for this film but this song was released as a single on Prince’s Paisley Park label because the legendary Ms. Staples was under contract at the time.


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